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#1 Deadlycure

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 02:28 AM

I have done a great deal of thinking about the admirable award and came up with the following solution to maintain the sort of "unobtainable" feel of it.

 

Penis of Posting

 

Requirement:

       One must reach the number of posts determined for the award, originally 5k.

(I know you're thinking, "Well, no fucking shit Deadly", but wait there's more).

 

Award Special Attributes Clause:

       After the award is granted, under the condition listed above, if/when a second member reaches the post milestone, the current member holding the title of "Penis of Posting" is stripped of his title and the post requirement is incremented by the count of 5,000 posts.

 

 

 

In conclusion, although the award is supposedly meant to be unobtainable, having an unobtainable award is frankly, fucking idiotic (sorry but truth). The whole point of achievements is that they are in fact achievable.

These changes would make it attainable yet an extreme achievement at the same time. For example, although Matt would currently hold the award, as soon as someone such as maybe, Steph or Fenway caught him he would lose it. And the award would be "up for grabs" again, if you will. 

Anyway, it saddened me how Matt didn't get the award after the dedication he's shown and though long and hard about these changes. Would be happy if they were utilized.

 

TLDR

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 02:53 AM

A lot of this is good, seems like maybe the award could be met halfway just simply raise it to 7.5k


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 03:02 AM

Turds approves. I like the idea.


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 03:10 AM

The penis of posting was added as a joke after a conversation between useph and I. It really wasn't meant to be a thing people gave half a shit about. It was just a joke in regards to the posting ranks being e-penis meters.
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 03:29 AM

The penis of posting was added as a joke after a conversation between useph and I. It really wasn't meant to be a thing people gave half a shit about. It was just a joke in regards to the posting ranks being e-penis meters.

 

Well your little joke, is now a serious issue. 

Super serious.


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 03:44 AM

Honestly I think this is serious. I mean, it was delivered to the community and now someone has actually attained what was originally a joke. I kind of think Matt deserves it after all.

 

...it's not a medal. it's a forum posting rank. it gives you eleven pips versus ten. 

 

the requirement to obtain it hasn't changed since the 17th of December, 2011.


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 04:30 AM

Josh... how much is it going to take to make this happen?

 

*opens wallet*


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 04:34 AM

Josh... how much is it going to take to make this happen?

*opens wallet*


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 05:20 AM

Your library card. If you don't have one, then it's a no go.

 

I took a picture of my library card sticking in my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 

 

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 08:43 AM

Don't see why not



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Posted 22 May 2013 - 09:00 AM

I say if said "penis of posting" posts in forums related to gaming, but said Penis does not in fact play said games, we should deduct those posts from there total.

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 11:30 AM

Screw the 11 pips, make the whole set of pips a giant penis.


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 01:26 PM

Im going to go ahead and say the thing that everyone is thinking. The TL:DR made no sense and idk wtf is goin on.


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 02:04 PM

No.
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 02:36 PM

Im going to go ahead and say the thing that everyone is thinking. The TL:DR made no sense and idk wtf is goin on.

There was no way to summarize all I said in a tldr. Pretty self explanatory just discourages laziness and asks you to read the post Zzzzzzz

Hopefully this clears it up for "everyoneL

 

 

...it's not a medal. it's a forum posting rank. it gives you eleven pips versus ten. 

 

the requirement to obtain it hasn't changed since the 17th of December, 2011.

If this is true perhaps we could implement my suggestion with a 10k initial post req. And yes I know it was a joke initially, in fact I joked about it when it first came up and didn't think it was a serious matter.... However I feel that it might as well be made into a true title at this point in time?


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Posted 22 May 2013 - 04:31 PM

There was no way to summarize all I said in a tldr. Pretty self explanatory just discourages laziness and asks you to read the post Zzzzzzz

Hopefully this clears it up for "everyoneL

 

 

If this is true perhaps we could implement my suggestion with a 10k initial post req. And yes I know it was a joke initially, in fact I joked about it when it first came up and didn't think it was a serious matter.... However I feel that it might as well be made into a true title at this point in time?

 

 

I shall quote MiniBandGeek.

No.

 

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 02:11 PM

I dont see what the huge deal is. The title was made. He earned it, so give it to him. Doesnt matter why it was initially created. Would I want the title? No. 


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Posted 27 May 2013 - 02:24 PM

I dont see what the huge deal is. The title was made. He earned it, so give it to him. Doesnt matter why it was initially created. Would I want the title? No.


Too bad. You get the title too.

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 03:09 PM

I dont see what the huge deal is. The title was made. He earned it, so give it to him. Doesnt matter why it was initially created. Would I want the title? No. 

Poetent <3 

 

I think deep down inside you want it =p haha 


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Posted 27 May 2013 - 03:31 PM

Poetent <3 

 

I think deep down inside you want it =p haha 

 

Wow... just WOW....

 

And yes I agree!


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